1-for-am-2-for-pm: Press 1 for A.M, or 2 for P.M.
1-yes-2-no: Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no.
1: 1 sec silence
10: 10 sec silence
2: 2 sec silence
3: 3 sec silence
4: 4 sec silence
5: 5 sec silence
6: 6 sec silence
7: 7 sec silence
8: 8 sec silence
9: 9 sec silence
; Silence directory
T-changed-to: [T] has been changed to [Extension Y]
T-is-not-available: [T] is not available
T-to-disable-ancmnt: [T] to disable this announcement
T-to-enable-ancmnt: [T] to enable this announcement
T-to-hear-cur-ancmnt: [T] to hear the current announcement
T-to-leave-msg: [T] to leave a message
T-to-reach-main-office: [T] to reach the main office
T-to-rec-ancmnt: [T] to rerecord this announcement
T-to-rtrn-to-main-menu: [T] to return to the main menu
a-charge-for-this-svc: A charge for this service
a-collect-charge-of: A collect charge of
a-collect-charge: A collect charge
a-connect-charge-of: A connect charge of
a-connect-charge: A connect charge
abandon-all-hope: Abandon all hope, ye who dial here.
abandons: abandons
ac: AC
academic-support: Academic Support
access-code: Access code:
accessible-through-system: accessible through this system
account-balance-is: Account balance is
accounting: Accounting
accounts-payable: Accounts Payable
accounts-receivable: Accounts Receivable
activated: activated
added-to: added to
added: added.
address: address
administration: Administration
advised-to-seek-shelter: are advised to seek shelter immediately
after-the-tone: after the tone
afternoon: afternoon
air-conditioner: air conditioner
airport: airport
alabama: Alabama
alarm: alarm
alaska: Alaska
albuquerque: Albuquerque
all-circuits-busy-now: All circuits are busy now
all-outgoing-lines-unavailable: All outgoing lines are currently unavailable
all-reps-busy: All of our representatives are currently busy.
all-your-base: All your base are belong to us.
altitude: altitude
amp: Amp
ampersand: ampersand
amps: Amps
an-error-has-occured: An error has occured.
and-area-code: and the area code…
and-or: and/or
and-prs-pound-whn-finished: And press pound when finished
and: and
another-time: another time
approaching: approaching
approximately: approximately
are-you-still-there: Are you still there?(Disbelief)
are-you-still-there2: Are you still there?(Funny)
arizona: Arizona
arkansas: Arkansas
arlington: Arlington
around: around
astcc-account-balance-is: Your account balance is…
astcc-account-number-invalid: Your account number is invalid
astcc-balance-of-account-is: The balance of your account is…
astcc-card-number-invalid: The card number you have entered is invalid.
astcc-digit-account-number: -digit account number
astcc-followed-by-pound: followed by the pound key
astcc-followed-by-the-hash-key: followed by the hash key.
astcc-followed-by-the-pound-key: followed by pound.
astcc-login12pound: Please enter your 12-digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.
astcc-please-enter-your: Please enter your…
astcc-skipping-any-punctuation: skipping any punctuation
asterisk-friend: Asterisk is your friend.
at-any-time: at any time
at-customers-request: at the customers request
at-following-number: At the following number
at-sign: at sign
at-tone-time-exactly: At the sound of the tone, the time will be exactly
athletics: Athletics
atlanta: Atlanta
atlantic: atlantic
attention-required: Your attention is required
attic: attic
auditing: Auditing
austin: Austin
available-options: available options
available: Available
avg-speed-answer: average speed of answer
away-naughty-boy: He's currently away from his phone, the naughty boy.
away-naughty-girl: She's currently away from her phone, the naughty girl.
baby-sleeping-mode: baby sleeping mode
back: back
backslash: backslash
bad: bad
baltimore: Baltimore
bar: bar
barn: Barn
barns: Barns
barometer: barometer
barometric: barometric
basement: basement
bathroom: bathroom
bearing: Bearing
beaufort: beaufort
because-paranoid: because we're paranoid
bedroom: bedroom
before-the-number: before the number.
believe-its-free: Can you believe this phone system is free?
billing-and-collections: Billing and collections
billing: Billing
billionth: billionth
bits: bits
blue-eyed-polar-bear: Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.
bookstore: Bookstore
boston: Boston
box: Box
brian: Brian
bright: bright
business-development: Business Development
busy-hangovers: We're all busy with our hangovers.
busy-pls-hold: All our lines are currently busy. Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
but: but (not emphasized, like “all but me”)
by: by
bytes: Bytes
cafeteria: Cafeteria
california: California
call-forward: Call Forward
call-forwarding: Call forwarding
call-fwd-cancelled: call forward cancelled
call-fwd-no-ans: Call-Forward on No Answer
call-fwd-on-busy: Call-Forward on Busy
call-fwd-parallel: Call-Forward Parallel
call-fwd-unconditional: Call-Forward Unconditional
call-preempted: This call has be preempted
call-quality-menu: Please rate the quality of the call you just made. Use the keys one through four to rate the voice quality of the call, with one being the best quality, and four meaning that it was very difficult to understand the other party. Press five if the call was prematurely disconnected. Press six if the call was never completed. Press seven if one direction of the call could not be heard. Press eight if there were other difficulties.
call-requres: The call you have made requires a…
call-terminated: call terminated
call-waiting: call waiting
call: Call
callerid: caller id
calls-taken-by: calls are being taken by
calls-waiting-for-rep: calls waiting to speak with a representative
calls: calls
campground-office: Campground office
cancelled: Cancelled
cannot-complete-as-dialed: Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
cannot-complete-network-error: Your call cannot be completed due to network error.
cannot-complete-otherend-error: Your call cannot be completed due to an error at the receiving telephone company.
cannot-complete-temp-error: Your call cannot be completed due to a temporary error
card-balance-is: card balance is
card-is-invalid: card is invalid
card-number: card number
carport: carport
carried-away-by-monkeys: Nobody is available to take your call at the moment. They have been carried away by monkeys.
cause-code: Cause Code
ceiling: ceiling
celsius: celsius
cent: Cent
central: central
cents-per-minute: Cents per minute
cents: Cents
cents: cents
ceo-office: CEO's office
chance-of: chance of
changing: changing
channel-insecure-warn: This voice path is insecure - do not discuss classified information or use project codewords.
channel-secure: This voice path is secure.
channel: Channel
channel: channel
charlotte: Charlotte
chat-room: chat room
check-number-dial-again: Please check the number and dial again.
chemistry: Chemistry
chicago: Chicago
chris: Chris
claims: Claims
clear: clear
clearing: clearing
cleveland: Cleveland
clli: CLLI
close-parenthesis: close parenthesis
closet: closet
clouds: clouds
cloudy: cloudy
coffee-pot: coffee pot
collections: Collections
colorado-springs: Colorado Springs
colorado: Colorado
columbus: Columbus
comma: comma
communications: Communications
company-dir-411: To access our company directory, dial 411 or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.
complaint: Complaint
compliance: Compliance
computer-friend1: The computer is your friend.
computer-friend2: The computer is your friend.
conditions: conditions
conf-banned: You have been banned from this conference.
conf-full: That conference is full.
conf-hasentered: has entered the conference
conf-onlypersonleft: You are now the only person left in this conference.
conf-peopleinconf: people in this conference
conf-sysop: The sysop
conf-sysopreq: System operator requested.
conf-sysopreqcancelled: System operator request cancelled.
conf-youareinconfnum: You are in conference number…
conference-call: conference call
conference-reservations: Conference Reservations
conference: Conference
confirm-number-is: Your confirmation number is
connected: Connected
connecticut: Connecticut
connecting: Connecting
connection-failed: Connection failed.
connection-timed-out: Connection timed out.
continue-english-press: To continue in english, press
continue-in-english: to continue in english,…
cool: cool
cooling: cooling
copy-center: Copy center
could-lose-a-few-pounds: you could lose a few pounds
counseling-services: Counseling services
count: count
crash: crash
current-time-is: The current time is
currently: currently
customer-accounts: customer accounts
customer-relations: customer relations
customer-service: customer service
cyclone: cyclone
dallas: Dallas
date: date
day: day
daylight: daylight
days: days
dc: DC
de-activated: de-activated
deadbeat: Deadbeat!
decibel: decibel
decibels: decibels
deck: deck
decode: decode
default-attendant: default attendant
degree: degree
degrees: degrees
degrees: degrees
delaware: Delaware
den: den
denial-of-service: Denial of service
denver: Denver
department-administrator: Department administrator
department: department
deposit: deposite
design: design
detroit: Detroit
development: development
dew-point: dew point
dial-here-often: So, do you dial here often?
digit: digit
digits: digits
dim: dim
dining-room: dining room
directory-assistance: directory assistance
directory: directory
disabled: disabled
discon-or-out-of-service: The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check the number, and try your call again.
disconnected: Disconnected
disk: Disk
distribution: Distrobution
divided-by: divided by
dns: DNS
do-not-disturb: Do not disturb
doing-enum-lookup: Doing an e-num lookup
dont-know-who-sent: I'm afraid I don't know who sent this message
door: door
doors: doors
doppler-radar: doppler radar
down: Down
down: down
driveway: driveway
driving-directions: for driving directions to our location, press
dryer: dryer
duplex: duplex
duplication: dupliction
early: early
east: east
easterly: easterly
eastern: eastern
echo-test: You will now hear your own voice in an echo test.
ed: Ed
eighteenth: eighteenth
eighth: eighth
eightieth: eightieth
el-paso: El Paso
eleventh: eleventh
email: Email
emergency: Emergency
enabled: enabled
encode: Encode
engineering: Engineering
ent-target-attendant: please enter the number of the extension to use for your target attendant
enter-a-time: Enter a time using 4 digits. Start with a zero for hours less than ten.
enter-conf-call-number: Please enter the conference call number for the conference you wish to join.
enter-conf-pin-number: Please enter the conference pin number.
enter-ext-of-person: enter the extension of the person you are trying to reach
enter-num-blacklist: Please enter the number to be blacklisted.
enter-password: Please enter your password, followed by the pound key.
enter-phone-number10: Please enter your ten-digit telephone number, area code first.
entering-conf-number: You are entering conference number
entr-num-rmv-blklist: Please enter the number to be removed from the blacklist.
enum-lookup-failed: e-num lookup failed
enum-lookup-successful: e-num lookup successful
error-number: Error number
error-number: error number
est-hold-time-is: the estimated hold time is currently
euro: euro
euro: euro
european: european
euros: euros
euros: euros
evening: evening
explanation: explanation
ext-or-zero: Please dial the extension of the person you're trying to reach, or 0 for an operator.
extension: extension
extensions: extensions
facilities: Facilites
fahrenheit: fahrenheit
falling: falling
falling: falling
fan: fan
farad: farad
farads: farads
fast: fast
feature-not-avail-line: That feature is not available on this line
feet: Feet
feet: feet
female: Female
fifteenth: fifteenth
fifth: fifth
fiftieth: fiftieth
finals: Finals
finance: Finance
first-floor: first floor
first-in-line: your call is now first in line, and will be answered by the first available representative
first: first
flagged-for-lea: has been flagged for retrvial by law enforcement officials
flooding: flooding
floor: floor
floors: floors
florida: Florida
fog: fog
foggy: foggy
followed-by: followed by
food-service: Food service
food-services: Food servies
foot: foot
for-a-daily-wakeup-call: For a daily wakeup call
for-a-list-of: For a list of
for-accounting: For accounting
for-billing: For billing
for-billing: For billing
for-english-press: For english, press
for-extended-status-report: For an extended status report
for-investor-relations: for investor relations, press
for-louie-louie: for the lyrics to louie, louie, press
for-no-press: for no, press
for-qc-and-training-purposes: For quality control and training purposes
for-quality-purposes: for quality assurance purposes
for-quick-status-report: For a quick status report
for-sales: For sales
for-service: For service
for-tech-support: For tech suppory
for-tech-support: For technical support
for-the-first: For the first
for-the-weather: For the weather
for-wakeup-call: For a wakeup call…
for-wx-report: For a weather report
for-yes-press: for yes, press
for: For (emphasized)
for: for
fort-worth: Fort Worth
fortieth: fortieth
fountain: fountain
fourteenth: fourteenth
fourth: fourth
foyer: foyer
freeze: freeze
freezing: freezing
frequency: Frequency
fresno: Fresno
from-unknown-caller: from an unknown caller
from: from (empasized)
front: front
ftp: FTP
furnace: furnace
gale: gale
gambling-drunk: We're off gambling and getting drunk.
game-room: game room
garage: garage
georgia: Georgia
gigabits: Gigabits
gigabytes: Gigabyes
gigahertz: Gigahertz
giggle1: giggle
gmt: greenwich mean time
go-away1: Go away!
go-away2: Go away (playful)
good: good
goodbye: Goodbye!
great-room: great room
greater-than: greater than
groovy: groovy
guest-room: guest room
gust: gust
gusting-to: gusting to
gusts: gusts
gusty: gusty
hail: hail
half: half
hall: hal
hang-on-a-second-angry: I said HANG ON a second!
hang-on-a-second: Hang on a second…
hangup-try-again: Please hangup and try your call again.
has-arrived-at: has arrived at
has-been-changed-to: has been changed to
has-been-cleared: has been cleared
has-been-disconnected: has been disconnected
has-been-left: has been left
has-been-set-to: has been set to
has-been: has been
has-expired: has expired
has-issued-a: has issued a
has-not-been-seen-for: has not been seen for
has: has
hash: hash
hash: hash
hawaii: Hawaii
headed-towards: Headed towards
heading: Heading
health-center: Health center
hear-odd-noise: to hear an odd noise, press
hear-toilet-flush: to hear a toilet flush, press
heat-index: heat index
heat-pump: heat pump
heat: heat
heating: heating
hectopascal: hecto-pascal
helpdesk: Helpdesk
hertz: Hertz
high: high
highway: Highway
hit: hit
hold-or-dial-0: Please continue to hold or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.
home: home
honolulu: Honolulu
hot-tub: hot tub
house: house
housekeeping: Housekeeping
houston: Houston
http: HTTP
human-resources: Human Resources
humidity: humidity
humidity: humidity
hundredth: hundredth
hurricane: hurricane
hz: Hertz (again?)
i-dont-understand: I don't understand. (emotionless)
i-dont-understand2: I… don't understand. (confused?)
i-dont-understand3: (faint laugh)I don't understand.
i-dont-understand4: I… don't… understand. (William Shatner-like)
i-dont-understand5: Um, I don't understand. (spoken quickly)
i-grow-bored: I grow bored of this conversation.
ice: ice
icmp: ICMP
icy: icy
idaho: Idaho
if-correct-press: If this is correct, press…
if-grtg-played-indefinately: if this greeting should be played indefinately
if-grtg-should-expire-at: if this greeting should expire at
if-maint-contract-or-emergency: If you have a maintenance contract or require emergency assistance.
if-rotary-phone: If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line after the menu.
if-this-is-correct-press: if this is correct, press
if-this-is-correct: If this is correct…
if-this-is-not-correct: If this is not correct…
if-u-know-ext-dial: If you know the extension of the party you wish to reach, dial it now.
if-unsuccessful-speak-to: In case I am unsuccessful, you should speak to…
if-you-know-the: if you know the
if-you-need-help: if you need help
if-youd-like-to-make-a-call: If you'd like to make a call…
illinois: Illinois
im-sorry-unable-to-connect-to-eng: I am sorry, but I was unable to connect you to our on-call engineer.
im-sorry: I'm sorry
imap: IMAP
in-service: In service
in-the-line: in the line
in-the-queue: in the queue
in-the: in the
in-your-city: in your city
in-your-zip-code: in your zip code
inbound: inbound
inch: inch
inches: inches
indiana: Indian
indianapolis: Indianapolis
indicated: indicated
info-about-last-call: Information about your last call
information-technology: Information Technology
information: information
infuriate-tech-staff: to infuriate our tech staff with your obvious questions, press [X]
initiated: Initiated
initiating: Initiating
inside-sales: Inside Sales
internal-audit: Internal Audit
international-call: International call
international-call: international call
interstate: Interstate
intruder: intruder
invalid-date: invalid date
investor-relations: Investor Relations
iowa: Iowa
is-at: is at
is-curntly-busy: is currently busy
is-curntly-unavail: is currently unavailable
is-currently: is currently
is-in-use: is in use
is-not-in-the: is not in the…
is-not-set: is not set
is-now-being-recorded: is now being recorded
is-set-to: is set to
is: is
is: is
it-now: it now
it-services: IT Services
jacksonville: Jacksonville
janitorial: Janitorial
jason: Jason
jedi-extension-trick: This is not the extension you are looking for.
john: John
just-kidding-not-upset: Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.
just-kidding-not-upset2: Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.
kansas-city: Kansas City
kansas: Kansas
kelvin: kelvin
kentucky: Kentucky
kilobits: Kilobits
kilobytes: Kilobytes
kilohertz: Kilohertz
kilometer: Kilometer
kilometer: kilometer
kilometers-per-hour: kilometers per hour
kitchen: kitchen
knock-knock: Knock knock!
knots: knots
lamp: lamp
lamps: lamps
landscape: landscape
language: Language
large: large
las-vegas: Las Vagas
last-error-was: The last error on this line was…
last-num-to-call: The last number that called your line was…
late: late
later: later
laundry: laundry
lea-may-request-info: Law enforcement officials may request this information
left-bracket: left bracket
legal: Legal
len: Len
less-than: less than
library: Library
library: library
light: light
lightning: lightning
lights: lights
limit-simul-calls: To protect Internet bandwidth and maintain call quality, this system has a limit on the number of simultanious calls.
lines-complaining-customers: All lines are full of complaining customers.
linux: Linux
list: list
living-room: living room
load-average: Load average
local-authorities: local authorities
location: Location
locked: locked
locking: locking
login-fail: Login fail
long-beach: Long Beach
los-angeles: Los Angeles
loss-prevention: Loss Prevention
loss: Loss
lots-o-monkeys: (sound effects of many angry monkeys)
louisiana: Louisiana
low: low
lunch: lunch
lyrics-louie-louie: [
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone
Me never thinks me make it home
(chorus)
Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me think of girl constantly
On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
(chorus, guitar solo)
Me see Jamaica moon above
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again]
machine: Machine
made-it-up: Just because I made it up doesn't mean it isn't true.
mail: Mail
mailbox: mailbox
mailroom: Mailroom
main-menu: Main Menu
maine: Maine
maintenance: Maintenance
male: Male
management: Management
manufacturing: Manufacturing
marketing: Marketing
marryme: Will you marry me? Press 1 for yes or 2 for no.
maryland: Maryland
massachusetts: Massachusetts
master: master
mathematics: Mathematics
maximum: maximum
megabits: megabits
megabytes: megabytes
megahertz: megahertz
memory: memory
memphis: Memphis
menu: menu
mesa: Mesa
message-from: message from
message-number: Message number
meter: meter
meter: meter
meters: meters
meters: meters
miami: Miami
michigan: Michigan
midnight-tomorrow-night: midnight tomorrow night
midnight-tonight: midnight tonight
midnight: midnight
mike: Mike
miles-per-hour: miles per hour
miles: miles
millionth: millionth
milwaukee: Milwaukee
minimum: minimum
minneapolis: Minneapolis
minnesota: Minnesota
minute: minute
missed: missed
mississippi: Mississippi
missouri: Missouri
mist: mist
mist: mist
misty: misty
monitored: monitored
montana: Montana
month: month
months: months
moo1: Moo!
moo2: mooooo!
morning: morning
moron: Moron! (said by an angry Allison)
mostly: mostly
motor-pool: Motor Pool
mountain: mountain
moving: moving
ms: milliseconds
nashville: Nashville
national-weather-service: National Weather Service
nautical-miles: nautical miles
nbdy-avail-to-take-call: Nobody is avaialble to take your call.
near: near
nebraska: Nebraska
negative: negative network-operations-center: Network Operations Center
network-operations: Network Operations
nevada: Nevada
new-accounts: New Accounts
new-hampshire: New Hampshire
new-jersey: New Jersey
new-mexico: New Mexico
new-orleans: New Orleans
new-york: New York
nineteenth: nineteenth
ninetieth: ninetieth
ninth: ninth
no-112-1: this line does not support one one two services [quickly]
no-112-2: this line does not support one one two services
no-911-1: this line does not support nine one one services [quickly]
no-911-2: this line does not support nine one one services
no-empty-conferences: No empty conferences currently exist.
no-info-about-number: no further information is available about this number
no-longer-in-service: is no longer in service
no-reply-no-mailbox: you cannot reply to this message because the sender does not have a mailbox
no-route-exists-to-dest: No route exists to the dialed destination.
nobody-but-chickens: Nobody here but us chickens!
node: node
north-carolina: North Carolina
north-dakota: North Dakota
north: north
northeast: northeast
northerly: northerly
northwest: northwest
not-auth-pstn: You at not authorized to call out using the PSTN
not-enough-credit: You do not have enough credit to dial this number.
not-necessary-1: It is not necessary to dial a 1 when dialing this number.
not-necessary-ac: It is not necessary to dial the area code when dialing this number.
not-necessary-dial-1-or-ac: It is not necessary to dial a 1 or the area code when dialing this number.
not-rqsted-wakeup: You have not requested a wakeup call.
not-taking-your-call: The party at the number you have dialed has decided not to take calls from your number at this time.
not-yet-assigned: has not yet been assigned
not-yet-connected: is not yet connected.
nothing-recorded: nothing has been recorded
now: now.
num-not-in-db: Number not found in database.
num-outside-area: The number you are calling is outside of your local calling area. Please dial…
num-was-successfully: The number was successfully…
number-not-answering: The number is not answering.
number: number
oakland: Oakland
octothorpe: octothorpe
off-duty: Off duty
off: off
office-code: office code
office-iguanas: The office has been overrun with iguanas.
office: Office
office: office
ohio: Ohio
ohm: Ohm
ohms: Ohms
oklahoma-city: Oklahoma City
oklahoma: Oaklahoma
omaha: Omaha
on-busy: on busy
on-monthly-tel-stment: on your monthly telephone statement
on-no-answer: on no answer
on: On.
on: on
one-moment-please: one moment, please.
one-small-step: That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind.
one-small-step2: That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind.
oops1: Oops
oops2: Oops (laughy)
oops3: Oops (long o)
open-parenthesis: open parenthesis
open: open
operations: Operations
option-is-invalid: That option is invalid. Please try again.
option-not-implemented: That option is not implemented.
or-press: or press
or: or
or: or
order-desk: Order Desk
orders: Orders
oregon: Oregon
other-options-exercise: All other options are left as an exercise for the caller.
otherwise-press: otherwise press
otherwise: Otherwise…
our-business-hours-are: Our business hours are
outbound: Outbound
outside-sales: Outside Sales
outside-transfer: outside transfer
pacific: pacific
packet: packet
panic: panic
partially: partially
partly: partly
pascal: pascal
pascal2: pascal2
patchy: patchy
patio: patio
pence: Pence
pennies: Pennies
pennsylvania: Pennsylvania
penny: Penny
percent: percent
percent: percent
perhaps-we-are: Perhaps we're
perhaps-we-are2: Perhaps we're
period: period
personnel: Personnel
persons-in-path-of: Persons in the immediate path of the
philadelphia: Philadelphia
phoenix: Pheonix
phone: phone
physics: Physics
pin-invalid: That pin is invalid for this conference.
pin-number-accepted: Pin number accepted
ping: Ping
pipe: pipe
planning: Planning
play-room: play room
play: play
please-answer-the-following: Please answer the following…
please-contact-tech-supt: Please contact technical support
please-enter-first-three-letters: Please enter the first three letters of your party's first or last name.
please-enter-the: Please enter the
please-enter-your: Please enter your
please-hang-up-and-dial-operator: Please hang up and dial the operator.
please-hang-up-and-try-again: Please hang up and try again.
please-try-again-later: Please try again later.
please-try-again: Please try again
please-try: please try
please-wait-connect-oncall-eng: Please wait, and I will attempt to patch you through to our on-call engineer.
pls-ent-num-transfer: please enter the number to use for call transfer
pls-enter-conf-password: Please enter the conference password
pls-enter-num-message-after-tone: Please enter your numeric message after the tone.
pls-enter-vm-password: Please enter your voicemail password
pls-entr-num-uwish2-call: please enter the number you wish to call
pls-hold-silent30: Please hold (silence for 30 seconds)
pls-hold-while-try: Please hold while we try to connect you.
pls-lv-msg-will-contact: Please leave a message after the tone and a representative will contact you as soon as possible.
pls-rcrd-name-at-tone: please record your name at the tone.
pls-stay-on-line: Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative.
pls-try-again: Please try again!
pls-try-area-code: please try area code
pls-try-call-later: please try your call again later
pls-try-manually: Please try manually.
pls-wait-connect-call: Please wait, while I connect your call.
plugh: Plugh (ploo-g)
pm-announcement-number: Annoucement number
pm-invalid-option: That option is invalid. Please try again.
pm-phrase-management: Phrase management.
pm-prompt-number: Prompt number…
pm-to-record-phrase: To record a phrase
pm-to-review-phrase: To review a phrase
point: Point
point: point
pool: pool
pop: POP
porch: porch
port: port
portland: Portland
portnumber: port number
position: position
post-entry-pound: digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.
pounds: pounds
power-failure: power failure
presales-support: Presales support
presidents-office: Presidents office
press-0: Press 0
press-1: Press 1
press-1: Press 1
press-2: Press 2
press-2: Press 2
press-3: Press 3
press-3: Press 3
press-4: Press 4
press-4: Press 4
press-5: Press 5
press-5: Press 5
press-6-to-eject: or press 6 to eject the last user.
press-6: Press 6
press-6: Press 6
press-7: Press 7
press-7: Press 7
press-8: Press 8
press-8: Press 8
press-9: Press 9
press-9: Press 9
press-button-again: Press that button again!
press-enter: Press Enter
press-escape: Press Escape
press-hash: Press Hash
press-hash: Press hash
press-pound-save-changes: Press pound to save your changes.
press-pound-to-login-star-to-hangup: Press pound to login to voicemail, or * to hangup.
press-pound: Press Pound
press-pound: Press pound
press-return: Press return
press-star-cancel: Press star to cancel.
press-star: Press star
press-star: Press star
press-the-space-bar: Press the space bar
press-tilde: Press tilde press: Press pressure: pressure pressure: pressure printing: Printing privacy-blacklisted: Blacklisted privacy-blocked: Blocked privacy-if-error-leave-message-or-hangup: If you feel this in error, or unjust, please leave a message after the tone. Otherwise, please hang up now. privacy-if-error: If you feel this is in error… privacy-if-sales-call-contact-in-writing: If this is an unsolicited sales or marketing call, please be advised that we only wish to be contacted in writing. privacy-last-caller-was: The last caller was… privacy-not: NOT privacy-please-dial: Please dial… privacy-please-stay-on-line-to-be-connected: Please stay on the line to be connected. privacy-screening-unidentified-calls: Due to the huge number of unsolicited calls we recieve, we are now screening all inbound calls where a caller ID is unavailable or withheld. privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome: Please stop calling. You are not welcome here. privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome2: Please stop calling. You are not welcome here. (annoyed) privacy-this-number-is: This number is… privacy-to-blacklist-last-caller: The last caller was… privacy-to-blacklist-this-number: To blacklist this number… privacy-to-hear-our-contact-details: to hear our contact details privacy-to-whitelist-last-caller: To whitelist the last caller… privacy-to-whitelist-this-number: To whitelist this number… privacy-whitelisted: whitelisted privacy-you-are-blacklisted: You have been blacklisted on this system. privacy-you-are-calling-from: You are calling from… privacy-your-callerid-is: Your Caller*ID is… product: Product production: Production projects: Projects protocol: protocol psi: psi public-relations: Public Relations purchasing: Purchasing purposes: Purposes q-dot-931: q.931 q-dot-9thirty1: q.9-thirty-one quality-assurance: Quality Assurance quality-control: Quality Contol quarter: quarter quickly: quickly quiet-mode: quiet mode quote: quote race: Race rain: rain rainfall: Rainfall rainy: rainy range: Range reassigned-new-areacode: has been reassigned in another areacode rebates: Rebates received: received receiving: Receiving reception: Reception recorded: recorded registrar: Registrar remote-already-in-this-mode-2: The remote is already in this mode. remote-already-in-this-mode: remote is already in this mode. remote-base: Remote Base removed: removed. repair: Repair repeat-only: Repeat Only repeater: Repeater research-and-development: Research & Development research: Research reservations: Reservations reset: reset restarting: Restarting rhode-island: Rhode Island right-bracket: right bracket rising: rising rising: rising risk-management: Risk Management roaming: Roaming roof: roof room-service: Room Service room: room rooms: rooms route-sip: Your call is being routed over SIP. rqsted-wakeup-for: You have requested a wakeup call for… sacramento: Sacramento saint-louis: St. Louis sales-floor: Sales Floor sales: Sales san-antonio: San Antonia san-diego: San Diego san-francisco: San Francisco san-jose: San Jose save-announce-press: To save this announcement, press say-temp-msg-prs-pound: say your temporary message and then press the pound key says-thats-stupid: says that's a really stupid thing to do. scattered: scattered sciences: Science seattle: Seattle second-floor: second floor second: second secretary: Secretary secure: secure security-system: security system security: Security self-destruct-in: This system will self destuct in… self-destruct: Self destruct server: Server service-not-implemented: That service is not implemented. service: Service set: set seventeenth: seventeenth seventh: seventh seventieth: seventieth severe: severe shall-i-try-again: Shall I try again? shiny-brass-lamp: There is a shiny brass lamp nearby. shipping: Shipping shop: Shop show-office: Show Office side: side sighted: sighted simplex: Simplex simul-call-limit-reached: Simultanious call limit reached sixteenth: sixteenth sixth: sixth sixtieth: sixtieth sleet: sleet sleeting: sleeting slow: slow slowly: slowly snow: snow snowing: snowing snowy: snowy software: software solar: solar someone-you-trust1: Someone you trust is one of us. someone-you-trust2: Someone you trust is one of us. someone-you-trust3: Someone you trust is one of us. something-terribly-wrong: Something is terribly wrong! sorry-cant-let-you-do-that: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. sorry-cant-let-you-do-that2: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. sorry-cant-let-you-do-that3: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. sorry-mailbox-full: Sorry, but the user's mailbox can't accept more messages. sorry-youre-having-problems: Sorry you're having problems sorry: We're sorry. sorry2: We're sorry, but we are not able to answer your call at this time. south-carolina: South Carolina south-dakota: South Dakota south: south southeast: southeast southerly: southerly southwest: southwest spam: Thank you for calling Special Price Analysis and Marketing. For cheap generic Vallium, Xanex or Viagra press 1. For Gucci and Rolex replicas please press 2. To enlarge your penis or breasts, please press 3. To speak with the Minister of Finance of Nigera about a 50 million dollar account, press 4. spam2: Spam speak-louder-into-phone: please speak louder, or speak directly into the telephone to ensure a clear recording speak-louder: please speak louder to ensure a clear recording speak-to-the-operator: speak to the operator speed-dial-empty: The speed dial entry you've accessed is empty. speed-dial: Speed-dial speed: speed splat: Splat sprinklers: sprinklers ssh: SSH staff: staff staffing: staffing standard: standard star-for-menu-again: Press the star key to hear this menu again starting-with-either: starting with either station: station status: status steady: steady step-in-stream: You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. sterling: sterling still: still store-accounting: Store Accounting storm: storm stove: stove sump-pump: sump pump sun-room: sun room sun: sun sunny: sunny support: Support swap: Swap system-crashed: The system has crashed system-status-msg: Please listen carefully to the following system status message. system: System system: system systems: Systems systems: systems talking-to-myself: Am I talking to myself? target-attendant: target attendant tcp: TCP technical-support: Technical support telephone-in-your-pocket: Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? telephone-in-your-pocket2: Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? telephone-number: telephone number telesales: Telesales teletubbie-murder: has been brutally murdered and mutilated by the Teletubbies. telnet: Telnet temp-disconnected: has been temporarialy disconnected temperature: temperature temperature: temperature tennessee: Tennessee tenth: tenth terabits: Terabits terabytes: Terabytes terminated: terminated terminating: terminating test-tones-follow: Test tones follow. texas: Texas thank-you-cooperation: Thank you for your cooperation. thank-you-for-calling: Thank you for calling. thanks-for-calling-today: Thanks for calling today. thanks-for-using: Thanks for using that-is-not-rec-phn-num: That is not a recognized phone number that-number: that number that-tickles: Oooh, that tickles! that-you-require: that you require the-mailbox: The mailbox the-monkeys-twice: The monkeys! THE MONKEYS! the-new-number-is: The new number is the-next: the next the-num-i-have-is: the number I have is the-number-u-dialed: The number you have dialed the-party-you-are-calling: The party you are calling the-weather-at: the weather at then-press-pound: then press pound there-are: There are… there-is-no-customer-support: These is not customer support. thermostat: thermostat these-are-currently: these are currently third: third thirteenth: thirteenth thirtieth: thirtieth this-call-may-be-monitored-or-recorded: This call may be monitored or recorded this-call-may-be: This call may be this-call-will-cost: This call will cost… this-call-will-end-in: This call will end in this-is-the-voice-mail-system: This is the voicemail system this-is-yr-wakeup-call: This is your wakeup call. this: this thnk-u-for-patience: thank you for your patience thousandth: thousandth through: Through thunderstorm: thunderstorm tide: tide time: time time: time time: time times: times to-accept-recording: to accept this recording to-be-called-back: To be called back when a representative is available, press– to-blklist-last-caller: To blacklist the last caller, press… to-blklist-last-num: To blacklist the last number, press… to-call-num-press: To call this number, press… to-call-prson-w-sent-msg: to call the person who sent this message to-call-this-number: to call this number to-cancel-this-msg: to cancel this message to-cancel-wakeup: To cancel a wakeup call… to-change-exp-date: to change the expiration date to-change-your-pin-number: To change your pin number to-collect-voicemail: to collect voicemail to-compose-a-message: to compose a message to-confirm-wakeup: To confirm a wakeup call… to-control-environ-sys: to control environmental systems to-control-lights-appl: to control lights and appliances to-dial-by-name-press: to dial by name, press to-dial-by-name: To dial by name… to-enter-a-diff-number: to enter a different number to-enter-a-number: to enter a number to-erase-yr-temp-grtg: to erase your temporary greeting to-extension: to extension to-hang-up-2: To hang up to-hang-up: To hang up (slower) to-hear-callerid: To hear the Caller*ID of the last call to-hear-menu-again: to hear this menu again to-hear-msg-again: to hear this message again. to-hear-msg-envelope: to hear the message envelope to-hear-net-status: to hear current network status,… to-hear-weather-status: to hear weather status,… to-hear-your-account-balance: To hear your account balance to-join-a-meeting: to join a meeting to-leave-message-for: To leave a message for to-listen-to-it: to listen to it to-log-in-to-voice-mail: To log into voicemail to-place-outgoing-call: to place an outgoing call to-reach-first-rep: To reach the first available representitivie to-reach-operator: To reach the operator to-reach-operator: to reach an operator to-rec-yr-temp-grtg: to record your temporary greeting to-record-call: to record call to-redial-the-last-number-you-called: To redial the last number you called to-report-emergency: To report an emergency… to-report-system-network-down: To report a system or network down to-rerecord-announce: To rerecord this announcement, press to-rerecord-it: to re-record it to-rerecord-yr-message: to re-record your message to-rmv-num-blklist: To remove a number from the blacklist, press… to-rqst-wakeup-call: To request a wakeup call… to-send-a-reply: to send a reply to-snooze-for: To snooze for… to-use-def-attendant: to use the default attendant, just press pound tomorrow-night: tomorrow-night tones-that-follow-are-for-the-deaf: The tones that follow are for the deaf. tonight: tonight: too-low: too low tornado: tornado touchtone1: If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone. touchtone2: And if you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hello, there's this thing call touch tone sweety you might want to look into. touchtone3: If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those 21'st century new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone. towards: towards tower: tower trading-desk: Trading Desk traffic: Traffic training: Trading transportation: Transportation travel: Travel treasury: Treasury tucson: Tuscon tulsa: Tulsa turn-off-recording: to turn off call recording turning-to: turning to twelveth: twelveth twentieth: twentieth twisty-maze: You are in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike. typhoon: typhoon udp: UDP uh-oh1: Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice] uh-oh2: Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice] uk: UK unavailable: Unavailable unconditional: unconditional unidentified-no-callback: un-indentified or witheld and therefore cannot be called back. units: units unix: Unix unlocked: unlocked unlocking: unlocking up: up up: up uptime: uptime user: user users: users utah: Utah variable: variable vermont: Vermont virginia-beach: Virginia Beach virginia: Virgina visibility: Visibility visit-asterisk-website: Visit the asterisk website at w w w dot asterisk dot org voice-mail-system: Voice Mail System volt: Volt volts: Volts wait-moment: Please wait a moment. wait-offensive-sounds: Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds! wakeup-call-cancelled: Your wakeup call has been cancelled. wakeup-call: Wakeup call wakeup-daily: Daily Wakeup Call wakeup-for-daily: For daily wakeup calls… wakeup-for-one-time: For a one-time wakeup call wakeup-onetime: One-time wakeup call walks-into-bar-mail: A man walks into a bar, sits down and … welcome to Comedian Mail! warning: warning was-last-seen: was last seen was: was washing-machine: washing machine washington-dc: Washington, DC washington: Washington watch: watch water-heater: water heater watt: Watt watts: Watts we-apologize: we apologize we-dont-have-tech-support: We don't have tech support. weasels-eaten-phonesys: Weasels have eaten our phone system. weather-station: weather station weather: weather web: web weeks: weeks welcome: welcome well-pump: well pump were-sorry: We're sorry… west-virginia: West Virgina west: west westerly: westerly what-are-you-wearing: What are you wearing? what-time-it-is: Do you have any idea what <emph> time </emph> it is? what-time-it-is2: Do you have any idea what <emph> time </emph> it is? when-dialing-this-number: When dialing this number… who-would-you-like-to-call: Who would you like to call? why-no-answer-mystery: Your call is important to us, but exactly why we haven't answered it yet is a mystery even to us. wichita: Wichita will-apply: will apply will-expire: will expire will-not-expire: will not expire will-reflect-charge-of: will reflect a charge of wind-chill: wind chill wind: wind window: window windows: Windows windows: windows winds: winds windy: windy wisconsin: Wisconsin wish-to-continue: do you wish to continue? with: with within: within work: work wrong-try-again-smarty: Wrong, wrong, wrong. Try again, smart guy. wtng-to-spk-w-rep: waiting to speak with a representative www-switchboard-com: www.switchboard.com wyoming: Wyoming xmas-lights: Christmas lights xmas-tree: Christmas tree yard: yard yeah: Yeah! year: year years: years yes-dear: Yes, dear. (annoyed) yes-dear2: Yes, dear. (playful) you-are-caller-num: you are caller number you-are-curr-call-num: you are currently caller number you-can-press: You can press you-dialed-wrong-number: You have dialed the wrong number. you-entered: You entered you-have-dialed: You have dialed: you-have-reached-a-test-number: You have reached a test number. you-have-these-options: You have these options. you-must-first-dial: You must first dial you-seem-impatient: You seem impatient you-sound-cute: So, _you_ sound cute. you-wish-to-join: you wish to join your-account: Your account your-msg-has-been-saved: Your message has been saved your-msg-is-too-short: your message is too short your-temp-greeting: your temporary greeting your: your zip-code: zip code